The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
If i get a dollar for every time i masturbate. Nutting can stop me
I'm into group sex, but often confuse the names of the women. Nvm, Sharon is Karen.
Self-driving cars will never work right. No matter how you try, it will always be buggy code.
Dad: “Participation trophies are bad. It rewards people for losing and is unfair to the winners.” Me: *slowly takes down his confederate flag*
Last week I was invited to play in a golf tournament At first I said, 'Naaahhh....' Then they said to me, 'Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids.' Then I thought......... Damn -- I could win this thing!!!
What language was used to program Marvin the Paranoid Android (from Hitchhiker's Guide...)? Morose Code.
What’s the Most Stupid Animal in the Jungle? The Polar Bear
What's the deal with Drake, first he was an actor now a rapper? Must have been all degrassi was smoking.I'll let myself out.
What did God say to all the animals during the Greaf Flood? Don't worry. I Noah guy
Todays weather forecast… S O e S H W RScattered showers
What's the difference between a squirrel and a cannibal necrophiliac? One eats nuts and berries, the other nuts, eats then buries.
A grandmother said to her grandson, "The young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young."He replied, "That's because they aren't trying to fuck you now, Grandma."
Trump is a genius threatening to attack historical cultural sites in Iran He knows that the Iranians won't find any of these in the US to retaliate
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.