The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
What do you call it when a man lies about his p*nis size? A Phallacy!
A friend asked Robert Plant why he didn't like reddit He answered: "I couldn't get no silver, I couldn't get no gold..."
Cops have released a statement on the discovery of "Glory Hole" in the bathrooms of a hugely prestigious college sorority house. Police are looking into it. And are preparing a probing investigation.
Canadians and British are very upset about yesterday's events. They are no longer the only ones that rushed the Capitol.