The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What did East Germans sing before the Berlin Wall fell? Under Prussia
"We're losing him!" shouted the physician assistant halfway through the surgery "Not on my watch!" shouted the surgeon.And he runs out of the operating room.
I bought a Microsoft advent calendar... But if you open too many windows at once, they shut down for no fucking reason.
This guy was claiming that onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... They both look great until they hit the ice.
My parents are both mimes, but they’ve recently filed for divorce. They just don’t communicate.
I couldn't be with a guy called stew.. I don't like people's leftovers.
What do you call an illegal game show? Steal or No Steal
I never get school shooting jokes. Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
I walked into a gent's bathroom... and saw a guy wearing an american flag at the urinal.I asked him 'Hey are you American?'He replied 'European''yeah, I know, but are you American?'.
How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb? None, they're too busy wishing people a happy cake day...
My uncle spent £250,000 on a new limousine and later found out the price does not include a driver To think he spent all that money and has nothing to chauffeur it!
Introducing digital “crypto” humor. There is no set up. There’s no joke, and there is no punchline. You have to just trust that it’s funny.
A man goes to the doctor for a physical. He tells the doctor not to be alarmed, but he has 5 penises. The doctor says, " 5 penises!? How do your pants fit?"The man replies, " like a glove."
I went to my local self defense gym and asked if I can take 2 classes today. They said no “You can taekwondo”