The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
on the beach W.C. Fields was walking on the beach one day when a beautiful girl passed by. Fields tipped his hat and said, "Hello my dear, how's your ass?"The girl looked at him in disgust and said, "Shut up!"He said, "Hmmm... mine too. Must be the salt water."
Robert Kraft - 7 rings. Robert Kraft:- 2001 Super Bowl Ring- 2003 Super Bowl Ring- 2004 Super Bowl Ring- 2014 Super Bowl Ring- 2016 Super Bowl Ring- 2018 Super Bowl Ring- 2019 Prostitution Ring
An Englishman named "One-two-three" and a Frenchman named "Un-deux-trios" challenged each other to see whose cat could swim across the Channel first... After a grueling competition, One-two-three won after Un-deux-trois quatre cinq.
What is the difference between an American health care worker running out of PPE, and a Russian healthcare worker running out of PPE? At least the American doesn't need a parachute too!
Sometimes I like to wind down the windows of my car, and sing at the top of my lungs to strangers walking by. I was never meant to be a hearse driver.
A major detergent manufacturer is to release a new range of fruit scents, including apple, tomato, orange, banana and mango They're going to call it "Tide Pods - Natural Selection"
I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn’t serious. Nobody saw me. Anthony Jeselnik.
What's the difference between a train wagon full of babies and a train wagon full of sand? You can't unload sand using pitchforks.
Dear Hallmark, Roses are red, violets are blue,Your cards are shit and your movies are too.
When a person looks through your window at night it’s a “Peeping Tom,” but when an animal does it... ...It’s a Peking Duck.
Beggars are like mosquitos... You hope for cold weather, so they will stop bothering you.
Because of all the studying, I spend an unhealthy amount of time sitting. I think I am understanding.
Due to lack of protective measures during the pandemic, retail cashiers and bank tellers are refusing to go to work It's a counter strike
I am a master of forgery. I have all the certificates to prove it.
Did you know you are not allowed to come to France and buy any bears? All french bears are ours