The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Where does the architecture school's principal send bad students? To the suspension bridge.This joke can't even hold itself up...
Have Sean Connery and Daniel Craig ever hung out? I think they would really bond
Who's the only soldier who doesn't have to give a salute to a 4-star general as he passes, and can give an order to that general and be absolutely certain that it will be carried out immediately? A bomb tech specialist at a dead run.
Elon Musk unveils pig with chip in its brain... ...it was from the Kenosha County Sheriff's Department.
What do you call a group of dad jokes? A Pundemic
Whats the difference between drumming and sex? You can drum your fingersbut you cant finger your drums
I made my first snowman today... It was so white it's already been nominated to Trump's Cabinet.
Went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov’s dog and Schrodinger’s cat. The librarian said it rang a bell but she didn’t know if it was there or not.
People have no respect for others time nowadays Some guy asked me to go sacrifice goats to satan in the woods and they didn’t even show up, incredibly rude.
I was reading a book on anti gravity last night. I found it quite difficult to put down.
Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha? I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.*-Anthony Jeselnik, Shakespeare*
I heard that people like self deprecating jokes Too bad I am not good at them
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.