The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
Did you hear about the truck transporting steaks that got into a wreck? Some car T-Boned it.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
What do you call a flat earther vampire A no-sphere-atu
While I was walking down the street I saw someone pushing a shopping trolley The shopping trolley was fully of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbits feet. I asked them what they were doing. They told me they were pushing their luck.
Why do dragons make good accountants? The economies of scale
I love how when you hear certain music, it can really take you places. For instance, the bar I'm currently in are playing Drake so I'm now going somewhere else.
I just saw a squirrel pooping. That shit was nuts.
My friend once had a job circumcising elephants Well according to him the pay was lousy but at least the tips were huge!
Why are mummys scared of vacation? They're afraid to unwind.
Teacher: "Class, I am going to test you on tenses today." She point to John and says "John, if I say 'I am beautiful', what tense is it?" John stands up, gives the teacher a perplexed look and after thinking nice and hard says "Well, it obviously is past tense."
The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum. They're the Tolkien white guys.Edit: Swigity Swoo, I got a silver from you?Edit: Golly Gee, a gold for me?Edit: Boo hoo, a baby snoo too?Edit: Cowabunga Grift, I got a coin gift!Edit: Beagle pup, here comes a bless up!