The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A vel-crow
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Did you hear that farmers are getting rid of circular hay bales? Yeah, horses are sad that they’re not getting a square meal.
Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was,"is it better to use 'had' or 'had had' in this example sentence?" The teacher collected the tests and looked over their answers.James, while John had had 'had',had had 'had had'. 'Had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.
What did the right leg say to the left leg? Don’t talk the guy in the middle. He’s a dick.
What do you call a bunch of whites guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
What did the scientist said after mixing oxygen and magnesium? O Mg
These long quarantines have been so difficult for many marriages. Luckily for me I have an amazing wife. Just last night I woke up to her firmly pressing a pillow against my face to protect me from Covid-19.
I decided to teach karate to my neighbors kid for his self-defense He was enthusiastic for the first two days but then quit before he could finish painting the fence.
Jussie Smollett told me he was feeling bad about recent mistakes... I told him not to beat himself up too badly.
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!” The husband said, “Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?” “Doesn't matter”' she said. “Just get out.”
I used to do a lot of tap dancing but I kept falling in the sink
President Trump was recently handed a document, which he claims shows the most amount of red, ever, during an election year. What he didn't tell you was that it was the balance sheet of his most recent IRS business filings.
Why can't the Kardashians swim at the beach? Because plastic is bad for the ocean.
Grandson Talking to His Grandfather: "Grandpa, after 65 years of marriage, you still call Grandma 'sweetheart', 'darling' and 'honey'. What's your secret to keeping the flame burning?"Grandpa: "I forgot her name 5 years ago and I don't dare ask"