The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Boat rental manager over loudspeaker: boat number 81, your two hour rental period is up, please return to the dock. Boat rental intern to manager: uh, sir, we only have 60 boats.Boat rental manager over loudspeaker: boat number 18, do you require assistance?
Why did the kid in the wheelchair get bullied? He was easy to push around
What do you call a child born out of incest? Gross domestic product.
What color is the wind? Blew
Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing? Rigor tortoise.
A pig, a dog, and a sheep are sitting at a table. A plate of 20 biscuits are served. The pig grabs 19 and says to the dog: “Watch out, that sheep wants to take your biscuit.”
Why is the network engineer sad? Because his career is in bits.
Two dogs are sitting in a bar. The first says, "wanna hear a joke?" The second dog says "sure!" The first dog says "knock knock." The second says... WOOF WOOF WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!
I know why this entire country has gotten so cold. It's because Trump stopped blowing hot air that kept all of us warm.
What do you call a detective without his intestines? No Shit Sherlock
Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.
A buzzard gets on a plane with a rotting rabbit carcass. The flight attendant says "You can't bring that dead animal on the plane."The buzzard replies "It's OK. That just my carrion."
Bill Gates met Arnold Schwarzenegger at a party. He asked him if he had upgraded to Windows 10 yet. Big Arnie replied:Ah still love Vista baby...
hard to find coins, hard to find killer... A rare coin dealer was found dead in his shop on thursday morning.Police said he was beaten 'cent-less...'
How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Ten. But number four will shock you.