The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
A Horse Walks into a Bar A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey fellow, why the long face?”The horse, incapable of understanding the English language, shits all over the floor and leaves.
An alligator and crocodile both walk into a bar. Sitting next to each other, they both order the same drink. The alligator spits out his drink claiming it to be disgusting. The crocodile looks at him claiming it isn't that bad. The alligator looks at the crocodile and simply says one thing: "Well that's a croc."
What's 60 feet long and stinks of piss? A conga in an old people's home
Pig A man walks up to his wife with a duck under his arm and says"This is the pig I've been fucking"Wife says "that's not a pig, that's a duck"Husband says "I wasn't talking to you"
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob!
There's a beautiful irony in the fact the history channel is showing less and less history...As if the history Is in the past.
If robert frost was bisexual... He would have gone both ways.
A salesman knocks on a door... A teenage boy answers the door wearing heels, panties, a bra and has makeup on. The salesman says, "um, are your parents home?The kid says," What the fuck do you think? "
What did Melania Trump say to her speech writer? Thanks, Obama.
Yesterday Reddit, Hulu and Xbox live was down Must have been a boring day for the staff at BuzzFeed. They couldn't play Call of Duty and insult each other, watch cartoons or even copy and paste more stories for their website.
I think my new Simpsons shirt is a knock-off It says “don’t halve a cow, man”. They really butchered the catchphrase.
Today I thought of a color that doesn't exist... but then I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
A burglar broke into my house and stole the most important things in my life. Whoever you are please bring back my hand lotion and the box of napkins.
I told my wife that I was going to stop running around my local roads and join a gym instead. “Why?” she asked. “You’re in much better shape than you were before, and it hasn’t cost a cent!”“Yes” I replied, “But I’m tired of having to outrun that fucking coyote.”
What is the difference between a sweater and a jumper? Sweaters are hoping someone will talk them down from the ledge.