The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I have 6 eyes, 3 ears, 2 mouths, but one tooth. What am I? Ugly.
I see the new Ford Bronco is coming out soon. I bet the glove compartment is absolutely killer.
A friend of mine bought an old plane, took the wings off, and turned it into a restaurant. I don’t think it will take off.
Today I learned that your surname denotes your ancestor's occupation like Baker, Mason, or Potter Someone definitely has to explain why our surname is Dickinson.
Two Mountain Dews are sitting on a counter. One Mountain Dew is almost empty and the other is fresh out the ice box The fresh Mountain Dew looks to the old Mountain Dew and notices he looks upset. He asks “What’s wrong?” The other drink responds “I can’t dew this anymore.”
I've been sucking up to my boss at work to get a raise, so I told her she looked nice and I liked her perfume. She just started screaming and yelling "how'd you get in my house!?!". Now I'm in a cop car. Think I'll still get it?
UK politician Boris Johnson has promised to lie in front of bulldozers clearing a path for the 3rd Heathrow runway. This should be no problem for him as he has already had plenty of practice lying in front of a bus!(Credits to /u/canalavity and /u/chrisjd)
The ninja turtles and master splinter were found dead in their lair... The police ruled the deaths as sewer-cides.
American Pharoah wins the Triple Crown, this is a historic moment... It's been 37 years since someone owned horse semen this valuable.
It was a bad idea doing tacos the night before the big meeting. Everyone looked shocked when I accidentally farted loudly. I looked back at them, just as shocked. After a moment, I broke the awkward silence, and said,"Did you hear that asshole talking shit behind my back?"
Q: What's the difference between a badly dressed kid on a bicycle and a well dressed kid on a tricycle? A: Attire!
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.'