The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
English is not my first language. My American girlfriend texted me, "myspacebarisstuckpleasegiveanalternative"What is a ternative?
You know, I bet that actress from The Devil Wears Prada could do anything she puts her mind to. Where Anne Hathawill,Anne Hathaway.