The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
How do you call a drug dealing cow? A narcow
A software tester walks into a bar Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a bear. Orders -1 beers. Orders hdtseatfibkd.First real customer walks into a bar and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames killing everyone inside.
Man: Hello, can someone help me? My house is burning down! Mrs. Doubtfire: Sorry Sir, I don’t believe you.
I had an appointment with a doctor's office to get my medical marijuana card the other day... When asked where I heard of them, I told him my friend reeferred me.
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A salesman knocks on a door... A teenage boy answers the door wearing heels, panties, a bra and has makeup on. The salesman says, "um, are your parents home?The kid says," What the fuck do you think? "
Do you have brain cancer? Just stop having brain cancer! It's all in your head!
A barber in my area got arrested for drug dealing.. I’ve been his customer for 10 years, but I had no idea he was a barber
My dyslexic brother-in-law eats shellfish for anxiety... He says it clams him down.
I was the knight no one expected to appear on battlefield, Sir Prise.
If women drink a glass of red wine, it increases the chance of a stroke. If she drinks the whole bottle, she might even give it a little suck.