The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
Why do balloons hate Ed Sheeran concerts? They are afraid of pop music.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
What has more letters than the alphabet?' 'The post office!'
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.