The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Did you know air is a highly addictive slow acting poison? 100% of all people who breathe air have died, and if you try to stop breathing the poison you will die within minutes because of how addicted to air you are.
The school phoned me today and said, "Your son's has been telling lies." I said, "Tell him, he's bloody good. I don't have any kids”
I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
What do you call an obese psychic? A four-chin teller.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
What do you call a fake noodle?' 'An impasta.'
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, 'I’m getting a divorce,' she was the first one to like it.
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?