The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
When someone says get a grip, Apparently around their neck is NOT what they meant
I just heard that Budweiser is suing Stella Artois for casting Sarah Jessica Parker in their Super Bowl LIII ad. Apparently they have a trademark on beer advertisements starring a horse.
At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?" The inmate responded, "It’s bec..." Officer: Yes?Inmate: I think I have..Officer: Go on.Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?Officer: Sure. Parole denied.
How many seconds are in a year? . January nd, February nd, March nd, April nd.... etc
If you get caught stealing in most countries, the police take your fingerprints and release you... If you get caught stealing in Iran, the police take your fingerprints and you don't get them back.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay? A deviled egg.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
What do you call a coupon-using vampire? Suckers for deals!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.'
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were avaiable.