The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
A man went to jury duty. During a break in deliberations he and a female juror he had been flirting with snuck into the coat closet and she started giving him head. Someone knocked on the door, startling him, and he knocked himself out cold on the closet shelf. When the jury filed back into the courtroom, the judge noticed one was missing. “What happened to my 12th juror?” The jury foreman replied, “Head in-jury your honor, but I hear he just came to.”
Mary had a little lamb... Her gynecologist fainted.
A news chain started asking people what's their opinion on a food shortage around the world The venezuelans asked what food isThe Europeans asked what shortage isThe americans asked what the rest of the world is The chinese asked what an opinion is, then got arrested for asking too many questions
My girlfriend's plastic fork broke while she was eating earlier.... ....Just a tine-y bit. (i was so proud of myself but no one else laughed as much as I did )
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to pay $855 to cover the loss. I’m starting to understand why a Navy captain always goes down with his ship.
Why can’t 2 Asian people make a white child baby cause 2 wongs don’t make a white
I’m going to open a gold-plated fasteners company It’s going to be called Au Nuts
What's the similarity between Santa's presents and a horny virgin? They both come in socks.
What did Reverend Rabbit say before blessing his meal ? Lettuce Pray.
I heard my school's principle's husband talk about how she gives good blow jobs She is the headmaster after all
I asked my friend how long it would take to perfect my David Carradine impersonation They said, "I wouldn't hold my breath."
In recent news, a man who was charged with impersonating a hay stack Has been bailed
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.'