The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.'
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.'
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
A son tells his father, 'I have an imaginary girlfriend.' The father sighs and says, 'You know, you could do better.' 'Thanks Dad,' the son says. 'That means a lot.' The father shakes his head and goes, 'I was talking to your girlfriend.'
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom