The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Dad I was thinking Ahhh!!! So that's whats burning.
How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Ten. But number four will shock you.
Tom asked Dick "Have you ever been in an railway accident?"Dick replied, "Yes. Once when the train was going through the tunnel, I kissed the father instead of the daughter."
Cyberpunk 2077 has created a story about corporate interests crushing people under the weight of commodification and dehumanisation, with high tech stakes about a world full of technology gone awry. The game has similar themes.
I thought I was watching 50 shades of Grey But I realised it was just a porno. I could tell the difference because they were having consensual sex.
I bought a bottle of shampoo the other day, which promised to “increase volume” What a load of shit, I poured half the bottle into my ear and if anything it did the opposite
A baby seal walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “What’ll it be?” The baby seal answers, “Anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks.”
I got an F in Biology Class Next time I see my teacher I’m gonna punch her in the balls!
I'd like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
I was stood behind a customer at an ATM and he turned around and said "could you check my balance?"-so I pushed him. His balance wasn't that great.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, 'This isn't working.' I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. Thats how I lost my job as a bus driver.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five