The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I once pushed a guy off his bike I've since been banned from that gym
I'm done with waiters in restaurants asking me how did i find the steak I just look next to The potatoes and it's right fucking there
This new JFK conspiracy will blow your mind... I hear it's not even a real airport!
I wonder what turtle tastes like? It tastes like plastic.
I hate flat edged shovels They have no point
The new book about Helen Keller is absolutely incredible! The audio book is absolutely unintelligible though.
What do you call four bull-fighters standing in quicksand? Quatro sinko.
What happened when the cannibals ate Bear Grylls? They developed a taste for adventure.
So I went into the park today and I saw a homeless man sitting on the wishing well with his pants down to his ankles. Well shit.
What's the difference between a Harley Davidson motorcycle and a vacuum cleaner? The Harley holds the dirtbag on the outside.
A man was driving home and was stopped by a traffic cop. He said, 'You're weaving down this road, 'What is in that Water Bottle?' The man said, 'Plain water.' the Cop took a sip and said, "This is red wine.' The man looked at him, raised his eyes heavenward, and said, 'THANK YOU JESUS, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN.'
A Polar Bear Cub Walks up to its mother"Mum, am I part Brown Bear?""No dear""Am I part Black Bear?""No dear, your all Polar Bear""Grizzly? Panda?""No why?!""Because I'm fucking freezing!"
What do you call a computer file that likes children? A PDFFile
Why was the pancake a bad comedian? Because his jokes fell flat
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.