The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth. He said it was acci-dental.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”
Unfortunately, the longest day of the year is just under a month away... And I still don’t know what to get her for her birthday.
“I lost 5 pounds.” “That’s good for your health!” The colombians disagree.
No! It crashed again... Roses are red;Violets are blue\-----------------------ERROR: Invalid syntax on line 2
Wrote this while waiting for a burrito in 2009 What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony? One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.
I went out with a girl once called 'Owl' Seriously, that was her name, Owl.She could rotate her head almost completely behind her.She only did it once though, when a burglar came into her house and twisted her neck.She's dead now but that's why we call her Owl.
I touched an open wire, what happened next will shock you.
To celebrate my cake day, here’s a joke that gave me a giggle An old lady walks into a dental surgery, sits down in the chair, lifts her knees up and spreads her legs.Dentist: ‘Miss, I believe you’re in the wrong room’.Woman: ‘You put my husbands new teeth in last week. I’m here to have them removed’.