The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What's a corpse's favorite currency? Cryptocurrency
What noise does a dead giraffe make? *thud*
Everyone is of the idea that shark song will be played 18 years from now in proms and clubs. As adults do you ever go singing... the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round, the wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town.... ..... the doors on the bus go open and shut, open and shut, the doors on the bus go open and shut all through the town.....
The Calendar Had to Visit the Doctor. It had a terrible year-ache.
I have this rare condition where I may get consecutive numbers mixed up, and my friend just got diagnosed recently. I thought I was the only two.
When a physician was asked if his new diet of pizza and crepes for COVID-19 patients was working He said, "I don't know, but that's the only food we can get under the door."
Apple and Fifty Shades of Gray are popular for the same reason ... ... they both offer the fantasy of being dominated by a rich guy, who pushes the boundarys of what you though you were into.
A soldier was rushed to the hospital with a horrific bayonet wound. Unfortunately, he was pronounced dead on a rifle.
So I said to the manager "try before you buy" It still got me kicked out of the sex toy shop.
A british person plays chess with an american, The british person always wins. Why?Their queen never dies.
My roommates keep saying that the house is haunted by a ghost How many times do I have to tell these fuckers I’m a phantom.
Our company got called in to a three alarm blaze at a local Salvation Army store today. Thankfully no one was killed, but a couple people almost suffocated on secondhand smoke.
Madness at the Snowman's rave last night.. All the Carrots were off their faces
Three old friends, Joe, Bob, and Vick are sitting on a park bench. Joe says, "Windy ain't it?"Bob says, "Nah, it's Thursday."Vick says, "Yeah I'm thirsty. Let's go get a beer."
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus(Full Disclosure: I'm showing Jurassic Park to my kids for the first time)