The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Little Jimmy puts his hand up in class: "Miss! Miss! I have to go to the toilet, quick!" The teacher replies: "Not until you say the alphabet." So Little Jimmy recites: "ABCDEFGJKLMNOPQRUVWXYZ" The teacher raises an eyebrow. "Excuse me," she says, "but where's the S, H, I and T?" Little Jimmy just sighs. "...In my pants..."
Who swore the most in star wars? R2-D2, they beeped out every word he said
My wife and I have ,after a long discussion, decided we don't want children. We're telling them tomorrow.
I saw a bunch of old people protesting outside of Chick-fil-A... They were raising canes.
This Zamboni operator skidded out of control into our Dungeons & Dragons meeting Why he be all slidin into my DMs
A farmer was riding his horse: The farmer says "I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse." The horse comes to a quick stop and looks at the farmer and says, "Moooooo."
What's a pirate's LEAST favorite letter? Dear Customer, Your internet service has been terminated due to copyright infringement.
A lion calls 911 and gets put on hold. a couple of minutes later...911 what is your emergency?Jeez Finally! One of our lion cubs was eaten by a hyena!Are the other cubs safe??Well, I actually got really hungry while I was on hold...
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.