The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Elton John has changed career and decided to be a stand up comic His new gig is just a little bit funny
Todays News: Russia takes a step towards inclusivity by establishing new task force comprised of Gay/Bi/Pan/Trans/etc enlistees... Introducing: The KGBT
A tortoise beat up a snail pretty bad. The snails two friends wanted revenge and so they asked him "do you recollect anything. His name, build, marks etc?"The snail said "No I don't. It happened so fast:-("
What's the difference between a red onion and a brown onion? About 50 cents
Why was the blacksmith charged with? Forgery.
What do you call a white supremacist at a BLM rally? An ambulance.
How do vampires start their letters? Tomb it may concern.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.