The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Why did the man get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
Tiger Woods issues statement to Reddit regarding tasteless comments about his emergency knee surgery in r/Jokes. "I won't stand for this"
Why'd the accused pimp take so long to answer the judge? He wanted to gather his THOTs first.
Why did we leap from 2k to 4k resolution? Because 3k is racist.
My homeboy got rear-ended on a motorcycle wearing a bright green shirt, with shiny red hair: It kind of makes sense.... It was hard to miss him
Bill Cosby, Anthony Weiner and Harvey Weinstein walk into a bar Harvey says, "Hey Bill, buy me a drink!"Bill shouts back, "I don't know what role you're trying to offer me, but let's not involve Weiner..."
My ex-wife passed away so I went to the cemetery to honor her. I brought a 20 year old bottle of fine scotch and poured it over her grave But first I filtered it through my kidneys.
I still remember what my uncle said right before the toilet broke... "SHIT!"
What is it called when you get aroused by jumping through windows? Autoerotic Defenestration
I got arrested today I got arrest today, apparently you aren't allowed to do doughnuts within 200ft of a school zone... the frosting worked as great lubricant though
A fat girl was wearing a T-Shirt that said "Guess" on it So I walk up to her and say "385"