The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
(Not mine) A man in a trench coat walks up to three old ladies sitting on a park bench He opens up his coat at them, the first old lady had a stroke, the second old lady had a stroke, the third old lady absolutely refused to touch it.
Honesty is the best policy But by process of elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. Keep that in mind.
My old Gramps used to say "If you've got a screwdriver set, an adjustable spanner and a soldering iron you can fix anything!" Senile old cunt, I've just made a right fucking mess of my niece's poorly gerbil.