The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here. '
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, 'When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.' 'Oh yeah?' the son retorts. 'Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.'
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!