The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins — I couldn’t differentiate between them.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.