The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
A man goes to the Doctor and says: "Help, Doc. I'm scared of letters." Doctor: Are you?Man: Aahh!Doctor: Oh, you are. Man: Aaaaahhhhh!Doctor: It's okay , I see! Man AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
This one time a Persian guy tried to fight me Iran
What do you call a crab holding a basket of tampons? A crustacean menstruation station.
What is chicken used as currency called? Legal tender
What did the printer say when it ran out of paper? Oh sheet
A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen. Upon leaving the man's apartment, the officer found the man's bag at the bottom of the stairwell.It was a brief case.
Robert E. Lee once said: "I like whiskey. I always did. And that is why I never drink it." That's just generally speaking.
there was a suspicion of university diploma forgery There was a suspicion of university diploma forgery. The police went to investigate that. "There was no proof that any crime was commited," said the police officer, John Brown J.D., M.D., B.D., Ph.D.
I was just struck in the head by a flying bottle of omega 3 pills! .... luckily, my wounds were only super fish oil.
Where do ghosts deposit their mail? The Ghost Office!
What did Jim Carrey say when he wasn’t allowed to have a left handed baseball player on his team? Allllllllllll righty then!
What kind of doctor is Dr. pepper? A fizzician!I’ll see myself outEdit: I guess adding mentos to this joke was a good idea...Thanks for the gold and silvers!Happy New Years y’all!
What's the difference between Jelly and Jam? (aka 'The 4:20 Joke' from How I Met Your Mother) [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick in your ass. (Featured in season 4, episode 20 : "Mosbius Designs", on the glorious HIMYM)
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60... ...She’s 97 now and we don’t know where the heck she is
2 men discussing why they joined the army.... "I'm not married and I like war, so I joined the army." says the first man.The second one replies, "I'm married and I like peace."