The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniel's? Jack is still killing Indians.
What do you call a low budget circumcision? A rip-off
What do you call an explosives specialist from Oklahoma? OK boomer
Why do people in the Middle-East tend to be homophobic? They have had bad experiences with mandates.
Nurse in a care home walked past one of the bedrooms She sees an elderly lady sucking on her husbands penis.She came in and said "Mrs Philips, you can't do that.""Why not?" She asked, "I enjoy doing it.""Yes." She replied, "but it was meant to be buried with the rest of him."
What do you call 5 naked French men? Deix Nuts!
What do you call a mentally handicapped bakery? We tart it.
Tony Stark catching Nick Fury up on the events of Civil War Tony: So anyway the Avengers broke up and Steve is a fugitive now.Fury: Wait, are you serious?Tony: No cap
What does the drug addicted, sea faring geologist do? Smoke seaweed, does crystal math and sails on the *high* seas.
My wife was so excited that she pulled something out of her closet from 10 years ago that still fits.. "Can you believe it? After 10 years and it still fits!""Babe, it's a fucking scarf!"
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down you pants and show him your nuts.
Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.
I saw a lady at the bank checking her balance so I pushed her over.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?