The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
I'm sorry you're dealing with imposter syndrome You don't deserve it.
A man goes into a book shop and asks the assistant, "I heard there's a new book just out about living with a small penis. I'm not sure what it's called. Have you got it in yet?" Assistant: "Yes, that's the one."(Other versions have been posted but I reckon this is the right formulation...)
Why don't birds were underpants? Because their peckers are on their faces.
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he.
The cross-eyed judge looked at the 3 defendants How do you plead? he asked the first man. Not guilty, said the second. I wasn’t talking to you, said the judge. I didn’t say a word, said the third.
Arguing against an idiot is like playing chess against a pigeon You strategically think of all the moves and you have the intelligence to win, but they will just shit on all the pieces and then strut around as if they'd won
If someone unearths a source of untold power then it is a discovery If someone is not told about an unearthed power source, it is a shock
Did you hear about the grizzly who didn't like his daughter wearing a crop top? He disapproved of her exposing her bear midriff.
Those push-up bras aren't very good, are they? I wore my wife's to the gym this morning and I still couldn't manage more than six.
Today I saw a car parked with a bumper sticker that said "I miss New york" So I smashed his window in and stole his radio.