The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
You're riding a horse full speed, there's a giraffe beside you and you're being chased by a lion. What do you do? Get your drunk ass off the carousel.
I watched a film about a giant crocodile with erectile dysfunction.... Lake Flaccid.
A kangaroo walks into a bar And orders an espresso martini. While the Barkeeper serves the drink to the kangaroo another customer remarks: "don't you find it weird that a kangaroo walks into a bar and orders an espresso martini?""Yes, normally he wants ginger beer."
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Yesterday I dressed up as a woman to further understand the struggles women deal with every day. Apparently, women are often called a “cross-dressing weirdo”.
The pathology lab was robbed last night. The stool samples were gone! The supervisor couldn't believe it. He lost his shit.
It's brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.'
A father tells his son that he was adopted. 'I want to meet my biological parents,' the son demands. 'We are your biological parents,' the father responds. 'Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.'
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
I’m finally upgrading from 1080p to 4K in January. It’s my new years resolution.