The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
My doctor recommended exposure therapy to get over my fear of being insulted, so she set me up with a specialist. It turned out to be a great diss appointment.
Donald Trump is being followed by smart ideas But he's faster
I wish my ex was a WiFi network so I could forget her.
So I bought a memory foam pillow second-hand Got it for a good price, all was good until I laid down and it said "who the f@#k are you?"