The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
I got banned from /r/Jokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!" Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
One of my patients forgot their stool sample today I guess some people just don’t give a shit
Why are synthetic fibres like the police? They don't let you breathe.
If you gathered up all the receipts from your wallet and organised them You would have a little book of why you're broke
SO happy to announce my mother has tested negative for COVID-19... Doctor said the breathing issues are only pulmonary fibrosis, a collapsed lung, and stage 4 cancer. Phew!
My antisocial brother just got fired from his job at the butcher. He just wasn't meating enough people..
My mom doesnt want me to play videogames because she said it makes you violet Well I don't believe her bullshit. I'm light brown.
I must say, I'm impressed by the great selection and friendly staff at my local Wal-Mart. It's the only way I'll see my family again.
While walking through the mall I spotted the Islamic Book Store and I went in. The clerk asked me, "can I help you?" I said, "yes, can you tell me where I can find Donald Trump's book on refugees?" He turned beet red and said, "eat shit, get the fuck out and stay out." I said, "yes, that's the one, now where is it located?"
I really don't get all the love for the HP books... I've read them multiple times, but still my printer won't fucking work.