The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What's a white supremacist's favorite leafy green? K-K-Kale
It was my nieces birthday so I asked her mother what present I should get her. She said ‘you can’t really go wrong with Frozen stuff’. So I got her a bag of peas.
Did you know avarage person eats 8 mosquitoes Whenever i cook for them.
I asked an Italian plastic surgeon what he uses for breast implants He just replied "Si"
Manuel turned his life around. He used to be sad and lonely.Now he's lonely and sad.
I was so pissed off when I had to buy a $400 plane ticket for my child. The craigslist ad said the price included postage.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I named my dog “5 miles.' So that I could frequently say, “I am going to walk 5 miles now.'
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice.'
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins — I couldn’t differentiate between them.