The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Superglue comes with a warning: "Caution - Instantly bonds skin." But a whole shipment got out with a misprint: "Caution - Instantly bonds kin." That's how I ended up marrying my first cousin.
I used to work as an accountant, but I was sick and tired of being just another bean counter. So I started my own coffeeshop.Ah shit.
The executioner decapitated the man in a single stroke, and then hacked him into pieces. Almost a flawless execution, but then he butchered it.
My parents always take separate planes so that in the unlikely event of a crash, at least one of them will still be alive to be there for us children. They're eighty five now --- the whole thing is like some sick joke they're playing on us.
How do you get 4 hookers to sit on a stool? You turn it upside down.
A guy goes to a five dollar lady of the night and he gets crabs. So the next day he goes back to complain.And the woman says, "Hey, it was only five dollars. What did you expect, lobster?"
The Actor that plays Pennywise has a security detail comprised entirely of disfigured war vets who maim mall security Skaarsgards scarred guards scars guards
How do you get rid of demons? Exorcise a lot.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. Thats how I lost my job as a bus driver.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. 'No,' I said. 'It's to look at.'
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.
How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail..