The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I called a suicide support line in the middle east They got excited and asked me i if i know how to drive a car
The villagers mourned the king and his jester after an unfortunate sewage accident. The town casts down frowns when their crown and his clown drowned in the brown.
The mind that calls Covid-19 "the Chinese Virus" on live television is the same mind that called the CEO of Apple "Tim Apple" on live television. The punchline: It's not racism, it's stupidity.
What do you call an Italian transvestite? A grease trap.
An Ego and a Super Ego walk into a bar The bartender says "I can't serve you without ID."
What did the US Treasury Secretary Say to the Chinese Central Banker After the Currency Devalued? What the fuck are Yuan?
Did you hear about the guy who's making "Colostomy Bag Pipes" on Kick Starter? They sound like shit.
Did you hear about the burger cook who took a dump on the grill? He totally flipped his shit.
Whst should a man call a wink from his wife ? Wife eye connection.
Why is that when other people don't take no for an answer, they are hailed as being persevering, showcasing the beauty of human spirit etc, but when I don't take no for an answer I get reported for sexual harassment
What do Donald Trump and Tony the Tiger share in common? Both are orange and both say They're Gr-r-reat!
Why don't chinese kids believe in Santa? Because they make the toys.
What's the difference between a toilet bowl and a soup bowl? If you had to click to find out, I'm never having soup at your place.
Do Transformers get car insurance or health insurance? Nether. They’re immigrants in America.
My deaf girlfriend just told me, “We need to talk.” That is not a good sign.