The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain... It was from ancient Greece.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.'
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump… But that’s comparing apples to oranges.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.