The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Five out of four people admit they’re bad at fractions.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
Cyber Monday is Ajit Pai’s favorite day of the year He loves to fuck people online
Has the Abominable snowman called? “Has the abominable snowman called?” my friend asked me To which I replied “Not Yeti”
[NSFW] Oregon has legalized cocaine for a small amount. They called it "The Oregon Trail".