The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.