The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
My psychiatrist wrote on my evaluation form that I have ocd. I had to correct it to OCD.
2020 is the most popular year on the internet. It went viral.
A group of dudes are walking through the park They see a young pair banging in the bushes. One of the dudes can't help himself but comment:"Hey, man, leave some for us!""I can't, I inserted everything."
Breaking News: Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan and North Korea to send a joint expeditionary force... ...to Washington D.C. in order to bring peace, democracy and the rule of law to the troubled nation of United States of America.
What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla? People actually care if a gorilla dies.
NSFW A man returns to work on Tuesday after a long weekend due to his 25th wedding anniversary he had celebrated over the weekend. His buddies were happy to see him and wanted to know how his little vacation was. "Perfect!", he replied. "I came home, and nobody was home. So I went upstairs to the bedroom and there she was; naked and on all fours, and she tells me happy anniversary, you can do whatever you want to me!His friends asked, "So what did you do!?!?"He replied, "I sent her to her mother's!"
DmX meets Prince Phillip at the pearly gates DMX meets Prince Phillip at the Pearly Gates after DMX dies at 50 years old. Prince Phillip scoffs at him. "50?!".DMX says "Nah man, you got me confused with that other rapper."
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.