The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!

I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.

I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.

I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.

I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.

I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.

I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.

To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.

To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.

I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins — I couldn’t differentiate between them.

Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.

What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.

I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.

I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.

I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.

I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.