The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
Beach residents near the cruise ship ports are enjoying the visually noticeable cleaner water. No shit.
Despite space being a Vacuum Mars is really Dusty
After yesterday’s events Mexico has agreed to pay for the wall and Canada wants one too.
No one is allowed to congregate for funerals; instead, people drive by the cemetery and honk their horns in respect. One man drives by blasting “Another One Bites The Dust” The family wanted to be mad, but then another car drove by playing the same song, and another one does, and another one does, and another one drives a bus.
I'm all ready to blow the lid on nepotism in today's society! Had some trouble interesting a publisher, but my uncle reckons he can have a word in the right ears.(EDIT: This was the third time I tried this. The first two got auto-modded, possibly for "self-promotion")
I never knew my wife could have so much fun with a cucumber, a banana and a coke bottle Until I saw how happy she was making my lunch today.
What do you call a family that smokes weed together? Joint family.
Why didn't the soldier flush the toilet? It wasn't his duty.(Sorry, this was my niece's favorite joke for years)
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.