The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I discovered red crayons in my girlfriends nurse uniform. She said it's in case she has to draw blood.
I hope this joke isn’t as bad as I’d think it is... it’s my first one. Hey did you hear about Jim?No, Why? I heard his septic burst.Oh I see...Yea man must have been a pretty crappy thing to happen...
In honor of the other math joke I saw on the front page A mountain climber is climbing a mountain from the bottom along it’s only path. A mosquito starts at the top and follows the path downwards. Where do the two meet?Nowhere. You can’t cross a scalar and a vector.
The Tupperware Bra Heard this a very long time ago. The latest thing in female under garments, does not lift, does not separate, does not support, but it keeps what you got nice and fresh.
Why does the tooth hate minorities? Because it is bracist
What do you call the worst student in a graduating class of medical students? Doctor.
Don't know if this has been posted here but let's try Little Johnny came home and ran to his mother."Mummy! I was on the bus with Daddy and he made me stand up so a woman could sit down.""Well...How kind of your daddy! You should learn from him." Johnny then frowned."I was sitting on Daddy's lap"
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.