The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
A rancher had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
I was on a date with this girl I found on tinder I reached the cafe early. She came a little later. Like a gentleman, I helped her sit by pulling her stool. When she seemed comfortable I asked, "Can I push your stool in ?"She : "Let's see how this date goes first"
My great grandfather got to see the Titanic He told everyone it would sink, no one believed him. He said it again, they shut him up. For the last time, he warned everyone that it would sink. They have had enough and he got kicked out of the movie theatre.