The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I have an ugly, tight pair of shorts that I only wear when every other pair is dirty. They’re my last reshorts.
I was the captain of the chess team in high school... And as you might have guessed from that statement, I’m white and I’ve never dated a black woman. But if I ever do date a black woman, I know one thing:I’ll have to make the first move.
I have an idea for a restaurant, it’s a mixture of Jimmy John’s and a strip club I’ll call it “Jimmy Dongs”
A priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a drug deal Drug dealers: "It's a set up!"
A guy was running around trying to determine the source of physicians' flatulence He was only following doctors odors.
What sort of chicken caught the sun? Tannedoori.
A blonde is being interviewed for a job. The interviewer says "In our company, any employee may be selected at random for a drug test." The blonde asks "Do you have to study a lot for them?"
What did the drug-addict writer say when his wife told him to come to bed? Let me finish this one line.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins — I couldn’t differentiate between them.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.