The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences.
An Egyptian pharaoh hired me to lay flooring at a tomb he was building. He said it wouldn’t pay well at first but as I worked my way to the top I would reap the benefits. it wasn’t quite a pyramid scheme But it was multi level carpeting.
A new disease in France turns people into bread. French authorities are unable to contain the spread, and the disease begins to make its way through Europe and to the rest of the world. It's a paindemic.
My wife and I had a huge argument when she said Jim Morrison was overrated I disagreed and she stormed out, I hate it when she slams the doors