The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I taught my son today to play Marco Polo We opened the cabinet and found China.
A man was arrested after running a red light and hitting a Chinese food delivery car. He is charged with careless driving and wonton destruction.
Did you hear about the big fight last night at the Long John Silvers drive-thru? Battered fish were everywhere.
I got bitten by a mosquito and now I can't stop singing "Nessun Dorma" I think I might have male-aria.
A drunk man ran over a policeman, and immediately dials 911 - 911?- Yes- Well, now you're 910.
A: Took my temperature today. B: Oh really? A: No, rectally.
Where does bitish surgeons keep donor organs? In Liverpool.
Last night, a thief stole the flight of stairs I need to climb to get into my 3rd floor apartment. That's messed up on so many levels!
Why did the exotic perfume salesman continue going out during lockdown? He had no common scents
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn't support windows.
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
Did you know the Pope's favourite scent is Pope-pourri?
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.