The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines — but cats-can.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can't cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
On a scale of Alligator to Gorilla.... How shitty of a parent are you?
Why did the murderous magician bring a satchel of butchered prostitutes to his show? He needed a bag of tricks.
So this French dude was working in a department store in France and a Karen comes up and starts laying it on him, asking for his manager. Manager shows up, old stoner dude that's not having it. Karen starts whining and says "But you have to do what I say! The customer is king!" The manager looks at her in the eyes and says, "Ma'am, this is France. We decapitate kings."
A man named his children second, minute and hour, and thus he was nicknamed father time One day, they was all in their house and a robber burst through the front door and said, 'nobody move!' When recalling the event, second said, it was like time stood still'
A black guy in a library asked me where the colored printers were. I said, "Dude, it's 2021, you can use any printer you want."
A software tester walks into a bar Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a bear. Orders -1 beers. Orders hdtseatfibkd.First real customer walks into a bar and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames killing everyone inside.
Breaking news! Due to heavy storms, all the rivers in Egypt are flooding. The citizens of Cairo are still in denial
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.