The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I performed an opening one night for a surgeon, really funny guy They kicked me out of the hospital and called the cops
God: Gabriel, have you finished setting up future events for the 2020s? Gabriel: Yes, God, I have - wait, did you say 2020s plural? As in the decade?God: Of course, what else?Gabriel: I thought you meant 2020 the year.God: You put a decade worth of history in one year?Gabriel: YesGod: Well, shit.
A new leaked government tape shows that a Mars rover saw some sort of feline life form on Mars. However, before they could get any more info, Curiosity killed the cat.
I have the best idea to tackle over-population Send your kids after John Wick
I'm so upset that all the dad jokes on this sub are reposts or just plain shit, there's no originality. "Hi, so upset that all the dad jokes on this sub are reposts or just plain shit, there's no originality, I'm dad."
My parents are divorced, and my dad took it kinda hard I once asked him for an xbox, and he handed me a container of my mom's stuff.
I went to my local library to look for a book on small penises With not alot of luck I decided to ask the librarian - "Have you seen the book about small penises?" she replied "It isn't in yet" I said "Yeah, that's the one!"
Donald Trump and Michael Pence are having a race from the roof of a very tall building. They both decide to jump down, as it’s the fastest way down. Who wins? Society
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
How did ancient Grecians get memorialized? They had to urn it.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
I begin to read a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.