The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
What do you have to do to get Germans to join a war? You don't have to do anything, they're already at the front.
Guess how i escaped Iraq.. IranSYRIASLY
If Trump wanted to avoid impeachment... ...he should’ve falsely claimed there were WMDs in Iraq
A car thief gets brought before the judge Judge: Why did you steel the car?Thief: I had to get to work.Judge: And why didn't you take the bus instead?Thief: I've got no licence for driving a bus.(English is not my first language and I am on mobile)
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Little boy runs to his mother yelling "Mommy, dad hung himself in the bathroom!" Panicked mom runs to the bathroom only to see it's empty. "Haha Aprli Fools!" laughs the boy "He hung himself in the basement."